Saturday, July 25, 2015

Aesop’s Fables for the Modular Home Industry

One day a modular home factory Owner, his Sales Manager and Service Manager were walking to lunch when they found an antique oil lantern.


They rubbed it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”

Me first! Me first!” yelled the Service Manager. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.”

Puff! He’s gone.

Me next! Me next!” says the Sales Manager. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.”

Puff! He’s gone.

“OK, you’re up,” the Genie tells the factory owner.

The Owner says “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

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One day a farmer was raking up the Bull dung in the barn and took a break for lunch. While he was gone a small bird flew in and starting eating from the large pile of dung.

He ate and ate until he was about to burst. He flew up to the handle of the rake where he became dizzy, fell off and broke his neck on the ground.

Moral of the story:

Don’t fly off the handle when you’re full of bullsh*t

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