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Thursday, March 29, 2018

Time for some humor!

This is without a doubt one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. Consider this my Easter Gift to you.
My name is Jill, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his DDS Diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.
Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my school class some 40 years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?
Upon seeing him, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man, with the deeply lined face, was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
“Yes”, he said. “I am a Mustang” he gleamed with pride.
“When did you graduate?” I asked.
He answered “in 1967. Why do you ask?”
“You were in my class”, I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely, then this ugly, old, balding, wrinkle-faced, four eyed, fat-assed, gray-haired, drooling, knuckle dragging, decrepit, moron son-of-a-gun asked me..........
“What did you teach?”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My wife was approached in a bar by a young man yelling her maiden name. She turned and he introduced himself as a former student in her 7th grade class. She asked what he was doing in a bar and he replied " I'm 32 years old."

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the humor break Coach, this just made my morning.